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Signs and notices outside churches - Interesting Church Signs - A Must Read


There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots so they put up a sign:

CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be baptized.

"No God - No Peace; Know God - Know Peace."

"Free trip to heaven. Details inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"


When the restaurant next to Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."


"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."


"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" (U R)

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

"Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
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